The Call has been Answered!

Like the ghoul in this clip from the movie Hellraiser, my blog is reborn!



The call for entries has been answered by Henry Ferreira. I haven't blogged in a while, but luckily Henry wrote about what I was doing in my time away. His entry is posted below:

"Hello. My name is Mark" A slim young man walked into the doorway. Blonde flowing hair seemed to blow in the wind.

"Oh hello Mark what brings you to my house today!? It's chilly and windy come inside!" A man opens the door. He's blind. He also has crutches. "My wife was jsut making me dinner. Tater's and ham tonight!"

Mark looked down. "I'm homeless. Are you sure you want me to come in? ...I might need a place to stay." A single tear rolled down Mark's cheek and splattered on the floor.

"what was that?" asked the blind man. "Did you spit on my floor?" The blind man has super sensitive hearing from being extraordinarily blind.

"You could hear that?" Asked Mark? "I can't believe it?" His eye's grew wide like dinner plates. But then they grew small out of fear that the blind man would be offended by Mark's above average eyesight.

The blind man laughed, coyly. "Haha. Dont worry about it son. I've gotten quite used to my retardation!" A fly buzzed by Mark's face but it was too slow and the blind man caught and ate it.

"Incredible!" Said Mark.

"Yes!" Said the blind man. "Listen. Why dont you come in and have some dinner. My wife is cooking up something mighty fine! Ham and potatoes! MMmmmm MMMM. My favorite!"

As mark entered the home a single felix cat clock wagged its tall over the wall. A bird in a cage tweeted. And last, but not least, a small dachshund came up to mark and licked his big toe.

"Oh my god that tickles!"

"BAD mortimer!" The blind man kicked the dog and it yelped loudly. "Sorry about that. He isn't very good with new people.

"Thanks for kicking him. By the way? What's your name?" Mark slowly wiped his big toe on the shag carpet.

"Well, my friend call my Blind Bob. Been callin me that since i lost my vision. It hurt my feelings at first but now i think its quite a fitting name." He looked down at the carpet. "I cant see the Carpet anymore."

"OK Blind Bob, My names Mark!"

"I know." Blind Bob motioned to the kitchen. "Wifey is inside cooking the ham and taters." Go thank her for preparing a big meal.

"Hey wifey!" Shouted Mark. "Thanks for making me dinner!" Mark then ate the ham.

"Oh thats no problem. Blind Bob always has me cooking for his firefighter buddies."

Mark began to cry again. "I love you blind bob i would have starved out there with my golden locks in the cold!" He hugged Blind Bob.

Just then, as Mark began to release Blind Bob from his icy grip, the police came inside!

"He's a murderer!" One of the policemen yelled.
"You Lied to me!" Blind Bob yelled simultaneously.

"DAmmit!" Mark pulled out his gun and began shooting the police. Then he shot Blind Bob. Then he raped and shot wifey.

Truly, the beast in this story....was man.

END

Henry has thrown down the gauntlet. Who among you is man enough to challenge him?